baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama)

(Reblogged from nymphery)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(Reblogged from all-time-low-ruined-my-life)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes
(Reblogged from all-time-low-ruined-my-life)

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

(Reblogged from all-time-low-ruined-my-life)

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

(Reblogged from all-time-low-ruined-my-life)

hate:

*brings textbook home*
*doesn’t study*

(Reblogged from heeyy-jude)
Everything*

Everything*

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Reblogged from nymphery)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

(Reblogged from heeyy-jude)

letmetouchyourbutt:

kissing—razorss:

LA Dispute // The Castle Builders

(Reblogged from heeyy-jude)
(Reblogged from falloutwookie)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
Mark Twain (via feellng)
(Reblogged from heeyy-jude)
  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes
(Reblogged from nymphery)
1allisonwonderland:

Summer 2k14

Nothing will change for me but it makes me happy to think of what could happen anyway

1allisonwonderland:

Summer 2k14

Nothing will change for me but it makes me happy to think of what could happen anyway

(Reblogged from fafke)

(Source: bohemianhomes)

(Reblogged from shu-icide)
(Reblogged from nymphery)